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sailormoonofficial: dont do that
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comupter:

3rd degree laptop burns

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orbss: “WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”
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Marge: can you see them?Homer: i can see Lisa, but it might be a starfish
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mayorsoffice:

i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why

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simonnelsoncook: im sorry, you must not know who i am. im scout. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.
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jodyrobots: woah thats some level-10 white person shit there
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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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partyintheurl:

walk up into the club like where are the penguins?

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rapewhistled:

what u think lava taste like

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theanti90smovement: a rare pic of Karl Marx catching a sick wave….totally tubular 
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